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Koachie

A language model built from scratch, and the security system built around it - a model that checks instead of guessing, wired into a toolbox any AI can use.

9
model versions
5
security tools
823
tools in the framework
220
live pipes wired
40
tool categories

The model

Nine versions, built from scratch

Own tokenizer, own transformer, own training loop - no other model's weights were ever used. The 312M flagship was grown from the 150M with net2net, keeping everything it had already learned.

VersionNameParamsWhat changed
v0.1Koachie-0 94M91MFirst conversational model - instruction-formatted corpus.
v0.1.5Koachie-0 94M SFT91MFirst fine-tune on human dialogue - first version that answers in shape.
v0.2Koachie 150M SFT154M150M pretrained on 3.28B FineWeb-Edu tokens; first 150M-class chat Koachie.
v0.2.1V5 150M SFT r2154MFine-tune round 2 - val loss 2.594.
v0.2.2V5 150M SFT r3154MFine-tune round 3 - val 2.527, decoder fixes.
v0.3V5 S1-Phase0154MFacts Pack drilled (capitals 96%) + multi-turn memory. Val 1.844.
v0.4350M Base (mid-train)312M312M GROWN from the 150M (net2net), ~14B tokens. Base model.
v0.4.1350M Base (r2)312M312M at 156k steps, ~23.7B tokens, val 2.8699.
v0.5350M 40B Base (final) flagship312MThe finished 40B-token pretrain. Val 2.8042 (record), LAMBADA ppl 148.7. The flagship base.

The security tools

Five tools, built and tested

Each runs locally and quotes its source instead of inventing. The detectors are a reliable floor that never hallucinates; the model is the judge on top.

scam_shield.pyScam & phishing explainer

Paste any suspicious message. It scores the risk, lists each red flag, explains why it is dangerous, and cites a source (NCSC / Action Fraud). Rules-based, so it never hallucinates.

provenTakeover scam scored 100/100 with 5 flags; a normal message scored 0.

security_kb.pySecurity knowledge core

Answers security questions by QUOTING authoritative sources - OWASP Top 10, MITRE ATT&CK, NCSC - plus a live CVE / NVD lookup. It quotes; it does not invent. Model-agnostic: every Koachie version shares it.

provenPulled CVE-2021-44228 (Log4Shell) live: CRITICAL, CVSS 10.0, quoted the official NVD text.

takeover_guard.pyRemote-takeover detector

Scans the machine for remote-access tools (AnyDesk, TeamViewer + 13 more) and raises a plain-English STOP. The all-clear can only be given by a trusted person, in person - a remote scammer can never be in the room.

provenClean scan, alert, and the in-person guardian gate all fire correctly.

behaviour_watch.pyAccount-behaviour watcher

Reads a stream of account events and flags attack patterns: brute force (20 password guesses in 10 seconds) and post-login takeover bursts (password change + new payee + big transfer).

provenCaught both the brute-force and the takeover-burst patterns in test.

koachie_guard.pyThe orchestrator

Runs every detector at once, weighs the combined signals into CLEAR / WARN / CRITICAL, and escalates to the human backup. This is the AI's real job - judging combined signals, not detecting from scratch.

provenFired CRITICAL on AnyDesk + banking site + fresh install, and escalated to the registered guardian.

The framework

A toolbox any AI can plug into

The same registry holds Koachie's own security tools and hundreds of external ones. A small model uses one tool at a time; a bigger model chains them. The toolbox is fixed - the model gets better at wielding it as it grows.

1

Detectors - the reliable floor

Rules and lookups. They don't guess and don't hallucinate. Work on day one, no training.

2

Koachie AI - the judge on top

Correlates weak signals, rates severity, explains in plain words, and catches the novel cases no rule covers.

3

Human backup - a trusted person

Serious alerts are cleared only by someone the owner chose, in person. A caller can never be in the room.

220
tools with a live pipe, wired and returning real data
887
more that work once a free API key is added
823
discoverable & routable in the toolbox today

The live pipes

220 working tools, by category

Every no-key tool was tried one by one; these 220 returned real data, confirmed by the server's content-type. Tap a category to open it.

Development19
  • 24 Pull RequestsProject to promote open source collaboration during December
  • Agify.ioEstimates the age from a first name
  • CDNJSLibrary info on CDNJS
  • CORS ProxyGet around the dreaded CORS error by using this proxy as a middle man
  • CiprandSecure random string generator
  • Cloudflare TraceGet IP Address, Timestamp, User Agent, Country Code, IATA, HTTP Version, TLS/SSL Version & More
  • DigMyNameDomain availability and registrar pricing across 52 TLDs
  • DomainDb InfoDomain name search to find all domains containing particular words/phrases/etc
  • Genderize.ioEstimates a gender from a first name
  • IPifyA simple IP Address API
  • IPinfoAnother simple IP Address API
  • JSONPlaceholderFake REST API for testing and prototyping
  • License-APIUnofficial REST API for choosealicense.com
  • MY IPGet IP address information
  • Qrcode MonkeyIntegrate custom and unique looking QR codes into your system or workflow
  • ReqResA hosted REST-API ready to respond to your AJAX requests
  • Serialif ColorColor conversion, complementary, grayscale and contrasted text
  • SonarProject Sonar DNS Enumeration API
  • jsDelivrPackage info and download stats on jsDelivr CDN
Geocoding18
  • Airtel IPIP Geolocation API. Collecting data from multiple sources
  • BdAPIsGet divisions, districts, and upazzilas of Bangladesh
  • Cartes.ioCreate maps and markers for anything
  • Cep.laBrazil RESTful API to find information about streets, zip codes, neighborhoods, cities and states
  • CountryGet your visitor's country from their IP
  • Graph CountriesCountry-related data like currencies, languages, flags, regions+subregions and bordering countries
  • IP Address DetailsFind geolocation with ip address
  • IPGEOUnlimited free IP Address API with useful information
  • MexicoMexico RESTful zip codes API
  • Open Topo DataElevation and ocean depth for a latitude and longitude
  • PostaliMexico Zip Codes API
  • PostcodeData.nlProvide geolocation data based on postcode for Dutch addresses
  • REST CountriesGet information about countries via a RESTful API
  • Zippopotam.usGet information about place such as country, city, state, etc
  • administrative-divisons-dbGet all administrative divisions of a country
  • bng2latlongConvert British OSGB36 easting and northing (British National Grid) to WGS84 latitude and longitude
  • ip-apiFind location with IP address or domain
  • ipapi.coFind IP address location information
Games & Comics18
  • Autochess VNGRest Api for Autochess VNG
  • Call of Duty MobileUnofficial API for CODM player data and daily cache claiming
  • Deck of CardsDeck of Cards
  • Digimon InformationProvides information about digimon creatures
  • Digimon TCGSearch for Digimon cards in digimoncard.io
  • DisneyInformation of Disney characters
  • Dungeons and DragonsReference for 5th edition spells, classes, monsters, and more
  • FFXIV CollectFinal Fantasy XIV data on collectables
  • Geek-JokesFetch a random geeky/programming related joke for use in all sorts of applications
  • GraphQL PokemonGraphQL powered Pokemon API. Supports generations 1 through 8
  • Monster Hunter WorldMonster Hunter World data
  • PokéAPI (GraphQL)The Unofficial GraphQL for PokeAPI
  • PokéapiPokémon Information
  • Rick and MortyAll the Rick and Morty information, including images
  • Sakura CardCaptorSakura CardCaptor Cards Information
  • SteamSteam Web API documentation
  • When is next MCU filmUpcoming MCU film information
  • xkcdRetrieve xkcd comics as JSON
Government15
  • Bank Negara Malaysia Open DataMalaysia Central Bank Open Data
  • Brazil Central Bank Open DataBrazil Central Bank Open Data
  • Brazil Receita WSConsult companies by CNPJ for Brazilian companies
  • City, GdańskGdańsk (PL) City Open Data
  • City, LvivLviv(UA) City Open Data
  • FBI WantedAccess information on the FBI Wanted program
  • Indian Mandi PricesFree, keyless daily wholesale mandi prices for 5 Indian states, sourced from data.gov.in
  • Interpol Red NoticesAccess and search Interpol Red Notices
  • Istanbul (İBB) Open DataData sets from the İstanbul Metropolitan Municipality (İBB)
  • Open Government, ArgentinaArgentina Government Open Data
  • Open Government, ColombiaColombia Government Open Data
  • Open Government, GermanyGermany Government Open Data
  • Open Government, Queensland GovernmentQueensland Government Open Data
  • Open Government, SloveniaSlovenia Government Open Data
  • TollmintAdvertising, subscription, AI-disclosure and accessibility rules across the US, EU and UK
Science & Math14
  • ISROISRO Space Crafts Information
  • Launch Library 2Spaceflight launches and events database
  • NewtonSymbolic and Arithmetic Math Calculator
  • Open NotifyISS astronauts, current location, etc
  • Open Science FrameworkRepository and archive for study designs, research materials, data, manuscripts, etc
  • OpenAlexOpen catalog of scholarly works, authors, institutions, sources, and concepts
  • Remote CalcDecodes base64 encoding and parses it to return a solution to the calculation in JSON
  • SHAREA free, open, dataset about research and scholarly activities
  • SpaceXCompany, vehicle, launchpad and launch data
  • TallytopiaCalculators for finance, health, math, space and sports with step-by-step results
  • USGS Earthquake Hazards ProgramEarthquakes data real-time
  • iDigBioAccess millions of museum specimens from organizations around the world
  • inspirehep.netHigh Energy Physics info. system
  • isEven (humor)Check if a number is even
Health10
  • COVID-19 Tracker CanadaDetails on Covid-19 cases across Canada
  • CoronavirusHTTP API for Latest Covid-19 Data
  • Covid-19Covid 19 spread, infection and recovery
  • Covid-19 Live DataGlobal and countrywise data of Covid 19 daily Summary, confirmed cases, recovered and deaths
  • Covid-19 PhilippinesUnofficial Covid-19 Web API for Philippines from data collected by DOH
  • Humanitarian Data ExchangeHumanitarian Data Exchange (HDX) is open platform for sharing data across crises and organisations
  • MakeupMakeup Information
  • MyVaccinationVaccination data for Malaysia
  • NPPESNational Plan & Provider Enumeration System, info on healthcare providers registered in US
  • Open Data NHS ScotlandMedical reference data and statistics by Public Health Scotland
Test Data8
  • DummyJSONFake REST API with products, users, posts, comments, todos and more
  • English Random WordsGenerate English Random Words with Pronunciation
  • FakeStoreAPIFake store rest API for your e-commerce or shopping website prototype
  • ItsThisForThatGenerate Random startup ideas
  • RandomUserGenerates and list user data
  • TotalShiftLeft SandboxFree multi-protocol sandbox: REST, GraphQL & SOAP with OAuth2/JWT auth and OpenAPI 3.0 spec
  • UUID GeneratorGenerate UUIDs
  • Yes NoGenerate yes or no randomly
Open Data8
  • BotsArchiveJSON formatted details about Telegram Bots available in database
  • LottoLens PHFixed Philippine PCSO historical results and normal draw schedules
  • Lowy Asia Power IndexGet measure resources and influence to rank the relative power of states in Asia
  • Microlink.ioExtract structured data from any website
  • Onyx BazaarFree public leaderboard of x402 paid HTTP services indexed from Coinbase CDP discovery API
  • Open ScholarshipsFree, openly-licensed directory of US scholarships and student aid from official sources
  • Universities ListUniversity names, countries and domains
  • i6eal Open AI DataOpen datasets on AI policy, regulation and public-sector adoption in Germany and the EU
Animals7
  • Cat FactsDaily cat facts
  • DogsBased on the Stanford Dogs Dataset
  • MeowFactsGet random cat facts
  • MovebankMovement and Migration data of animals
  • RandomDogRandom pictures of dogs
  • RandomDuckRandom pictures of ducks
  • RandomFoxRandom pictures of foxes
Entertainment7
  • Corporate Buzz WordsREST API for Corporate Buzz Words
  • MemesioMeme creation API with templates, editable captions and hosted share links
  • NaMoMemesMemes on Narendra Modi
  • Random Useless FactsGet useless, but true facts
  • Yo Momma JokesREST API for Yo Momma Jokes
  • chucknorris.ioJSON API for hand curated Chuck Norris jokes
  • justmeme.wtfFree meme API with 2400+ templates, search, trending, and AI generation
Personality7
  • DictumAPI to get access to the collection of the most inspiring expressions of mankind
  • Personality.fyiFree MBTI personality types and OEJTS test scoring
  • Programming QuotesProgramming Quotes API for open source projects
  • Quotable QuotesQuotable is a free, open source quotations API
  • Stoicism QuoteQuotes about Stoicism
  • icanhazdadjokeThe largest selection of dad jokes on the internet
  • kanye.restREST API for random Kanye West quotes
Calendar6
  • Nager.DatePublic holidays for more than 90 countries
  • Non-Working DaysDatabase of ICS files for non working days
  • Russian CalendarCheck if a date is a Russian holiday or not
  • The CalendarPublic holidays for US states and 30 countries plus sports and finance calendars as static JSON
  • UK Bank HolidaysBank holidays in England and Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland
  • caldaysPublic holidays for 195+ countries
Cryptocurrency6
  • Bitcoin HalvingHalving era, block reward, and schedule arithmetic for any Bitcoin block height
  • BlazePhoenixOn-chain DEX aggregator quotes and route execution data
  • Block LottosOn-chain lottery, draw history, jackpot and advertising endpoints
  • CoinCapReal time Cryptocurrency prices through a RESTful API
  • Solana JSON RPCProvides various endpoints to interact with the Solana Blockchain
  • btcnode.ukBitcoin blockchain data, fees, mempool, SEC insider trades, Reddit sentiment. x402 micropayments for paid endpoints.
Transportation6
  • ADS-B ExchangeAccess real-time and historical data of any and all airborne aircraft
  • BC FerriesSailing times and capacities for BC Ferries
  • Can I enterVisa and entry requirements for 199 passports, cited to official sources, verified daily
  • Metro LisboaDelays in subway lines
  • OpenVanFuel prices for 121 countries, food cost index & vanlife weather scores for RV travel
  • Transport for Toronto, CanadaTTC
Food & Drink6
  • BaconMockupResizable bacon placeholder images
  • CoffeeRandom pictures of coffee
  • FoodishRandom pictures of food dishes
  • Open Brewery DBBreweries, Cideries and Craft Beer Bottle Shops
  • TacoFancyCommunity-driven taco database
  • The Report of the WeekFood & Drink Reviews
Finance5
  • BinlistPublic access to a database of IIN/BIN information
  • EcondbGlobal macroeconomic data
  • Indian Mutual FundGet complete history of India Mutual Funds Data
  • Razorpay IFSCIndian Financial Systems Code (Bank Branch Codes)
  • ZelothornPlain-English explanations of US public companies with SEC filings and earnings data
Sports & Fitness5
  • DiscGolfStructured disc golf course data
  • Football (Soccer) VideosEmbed codes for goals and highlights from Premier League, Bundesliga, Serie A and many more
  • OpenLigaDBCrowd sourced sports league results
  • SquiggleFixtures, results and predictions for Australian Football League matches
  • TourneyRadarUpcoming chess tournaments from 140+ national federations worldwide
Books5
  • KDP IntelligenceKDP niche demand scores, competition analysis and revenue estimates
  • PoetryDBEnables you to get instant data from our vast poetry collection
  • Quran-apiFree Quran API Service with 90+ different languages and 400+ translations
  • Runyankole BibleFree REST API for the Runyankore-Rukiga Bible — 66 books, 31106 verses
  • Urantia PapersFull-text + semantic search across the Urantia Papers, with audio narration, entities, translations
Email4
  • AGPC Domain CheckCheck a domain's SPF, DKIM, DMARC and MX with a graded shareable report
  • Guerrilla MailDisposable temporary Email addresses
  • mail.gw10 Minute Mail
  • mail.tmTemporary Email Service
Jobs4
  • ArbeitnowAPI for Job board aggregator in Europe / Remote
  • Artificial Intelligence JobsLive AI/ML job listings from 260+ companies' own career pages, with salary, location, remote and seniority filters
  • Open SkillsJob titles, skills and related jobs data
  • TechRole IndexRussian IT profession, vacancy publication and salary aggregates
Music4
  • GaanaAPI to retrieve song information from Gaana
  • GenrenatorMusic genre generator
  • JioSaavnAPI to retrieve song information, album meta data and many more from JioSaavn
  • VeromeMusic API for searching, streaming and exploring music data from YouTube Music, YouTube, and Last.fm
Security4
  • Mozilla http scannerMozilla observatory http scanner
  • Mozilla tls scannerMozilla observatory tls scanner
  • PasswordinatorGenerate random passwords of varying complexities
  • dead-dropEphemeral zero-knowledge encrypted data sharing
Machine Learning3
  • AI Economics ToolsToken cost, LLM energy, agent-hour and Proof-Adjusted Autonomy calculators by Michał Piszczek
  • StatlyteLive pricing, context windows and model ids for major LLM APIs
  • TensorFeedReal-time AI news, model pricing, service status, and agent activity feeds
Currency Exchange3
  • Currency-apiFree Currency Exchange Rates API with 150+ Currencies & No Rate Limits
  • Exchangerate.hostFree foreign exchange & crypto rates API
  • FrankfurterExchange rates, currency conversion and time series
News3
  • DataCube AIDaily curated AI industry news, funding rounds and trends in 8 languages
  • Florida ManStatic JSON dataset of 10,000+ Florida Man headlines by date
  • Inshorts NewsProvides news from inshorts
Open Source Projects3
  • DatamuseWord-finding query engine
  • GitHub Contribution Chart GeneratorCreate an image of your GitHub contributions
  • GitHub ReadMe StatsAdd dynamically generated statistics to your GitHub profile ReadMe
Business2
  • Domainsdb.infoRegistered Domain Names Search
  • Legal Sandbox GeorgiaFind verified legal specialists in Georgia from natural-language queries
Weather2
  • Hail HistoryRadar-detected hail history for any US address from NOAA NEXRAD Level-III hail detections, by year
  • Open-MeteoGlobal weather forecast API for non-commercial use
Art & Design2
  • Art Institute of ChicagoArt
  • EmojiHubGet emojis by categories and groups
Anime2
  • AnimeChanAnime quotes (over 10k+)
  • Studio GhibliResources from Studio Ghibli films
Environment2
  • UK Carbon IntensityThe Official Carbon Intensity API for Great Britain developed by National Grid
  • Website CarbonAPI to estimate the carbon footprint of loading web pages
Photography2
  • Readme typing SVGCustomizable typing and deleting text SVG
  • ScreenshotlayerURL to screenshot
Social2
  • 4chanSimple image-based bulletin board dedicated to a variety of topics
  • HackerNewsSocial news for CS and entrepreneurship
Video2
  • An API of Ice And FireGame Of Thrones API
  • SWAPIAll the Star Wars data you've ever wanted
Blockchain1
  • TWZRD Agent IntelSolana on-chain agent trust scoring via MCP; 4 free tools to score, resolve and verify AI agent wallets
Dictionaries1
  • Free DictionaryDefinitions, phonetics, pronounciations, parts of speech, examples, synonyms
Cloud Storage & File Sharing1
  • FileUpTemporary file hosting with upload API, expiration times, and view limits
Phone1
  • Phone SpecificationRest Api for Phone specifications
Tracking1
  • PostalPinCodeAPI for getting Pincode details in India
Vehicle1
  • Brazilian Vehicles and PricesVehicles information from Fundação Instituto de Pesquisas Econômicas - Fipe

Straight about it

This is honest groundwork, not a finished platform. The five security tools and the model are real and tested. Of the framework's 823 tools, 220 return live data today; the rest are discoverable but need an API key or a bit more wiring. Tool routing is still simple keyword matching - it gets much sharper with a bigger model. Every number here is measured, not rounded up.